in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le*
the entire country of france